Wow, I'm a little nervous to have to follow Murray and Ross. I mean you guys really put thought and effort into these, and they really do come out good. Wait, what am I talking about, you guys are the only ones that'll be reading this, so I'll keep it short and sexy.
It all started Saturday night with a glass of jack on the rocks as soon as I got off work and to my boy Big Mike's house. Anyways, I drink that up and we start getting our "Mickey's" on. Not that I'm an alcoholic, just because we didn't really think much was going on and none of us had work the next day. Next thing you know, my boy Dann'y phone goes off. HOUSE PARTY! Now I'm not a big partier or anything, but shit house parties are free and hoe's usually go. Anyway we all decide to roll. So it's me, Big Mike, Danny-Van, Corie D., and you know my roomate Marvelous was down. So my boy Corie was a little "toe up"(fucked up), and decided he wanted to wear an inner-tube to this party. We all think right away that everyone will talk shit and wanna fight us, then as we were talking it out we realized that we could fuck some shit up, so we said wear it homie!!!
It all started Saturday night with a glass of jack on the rocks as soon as I got off work and to my boy Big Mike's house. Anyways, I drink that up and we start getting our "Mickey's" on. Not that I'm an alcoholic, just because we didn't really think much was going on and none of us had work the next day. Next thing you know, my boy Dann'y phone goes off. HOUSE PARTY! Now I'm not a big partier or anything, but shit house parties are free and hoe's usually go. Anyway we all decide to roll. So it's me, Big Mike, Danny-Van, Corie D., and you know my roomate Marvelous was down. So my boy Corie was a little "toe up"(fucked up), and decided he wanted to wear an inner-tube to this party. We all think right away that everyone will talk shit and wanna fight us, then as we were talking it out we realized that we could fuck some shit up, so we said wear it homie!!!
So we get there and start drinking random coronas and bud lights we see around. We end up taking over the beerpong table, and then actually start bullshitting around and actually meeting some people. We even met a couple of chicks. They mighta been a little young though. This one chick kept wanting to take a picture with me and kept trying to grab at me. I had cotten mouth like a mother-fucker however, and was not looking for any tounge action if you know what I'm sayin'. Anyways , check it, we ineveitablly almost got into a little fight. This kid called my boy Danny "Kumar" on the way out and it almost went down. We already got outside though and I really didn't feel like walking all the way back up into the house to fuck with those kids. They were all bitches anyway. They woulda got fucked up. I mean would you come at me? Check me out!
Other then that, it was pretty chill. Played some dogs and horses. Had the Flyers today and the Celtics over. (Am I supposed to tell you what I like beforehand?" Holla...
