Wow...this shit must get national attention..: Yesss Derby Eveee!!!!!!!!!!

So having been in race the last 6 months, I've actually taken quite an interest in horse racing. I've even been known to bet an exacta or two at SouthPoint. Sometime's I even bet to win, sometimes trifectas, shit when I have a little bankroll I'll bet wheeled out dollar supers. I get crazy sometimes. Anyways, I did hit two tri's tonight in back to back races while I was putting in my derby bets. After investing about forty something into the first race the tri paid back fifty-five. The next race I invested another forty something. The tri paid twenty-two. I was down a little, but had finally gotten all my bets in. See, I'm a courtious better. I went up when nothing was anywhere near post, and put in a few bets. Then I would go back up when no one was about to bet and put in the rest. As soon as someone got behind me, I would pay for what was there and back off. So anyway, I finally have them all in and I'm ready to leave, but I notice a race like zero minutes to post. What do I do? I play the numbers on the spot. Just like a lottery (right Chris). So at the window I start firing using the numbers I had thought were decent in a bunch of different combintations. Ya know, like Brett or Mike (the dog guys). Anyways I dropped about eighty on a race pretty much with a big dumb smile on my face just dickin' around. Now how is it that I play like ten different combinations of things and it comes in the one fuckin' way I don't play it? I mean it's all good though. I'm sure it made me look cool to someone around! Holla!

Now I know what you're thinking... What is Mikey Millz's rating on the coolest young adult in the worlds scale, and what are his derby pics? Now As for my derby picks, I believe with all of my hair wax that they are a lock. Now I know how much Murray enjoys my pictures, so here are my bets boys.

*See here is where I was gonna take pictures of my tickets, but the numbers on the tri and super wouldn't come out clean. So I'll just tell you. And I'll just use numbers, because I know you all will of course know the names of all the horses, like and good Hilton Superbook employee would. Ok, Four dollar exacta box 10 / 4-8-9-15. One dollar tri, 4-8-9-10 / 4-8-9-10-15 / 4-8-9-10-15-20. Another one dollar tri 10-20 / 4-9-10-20 / 4-8-9-10-15-20. Then a one dollar super 4-9-10 / 4-9-10 / 4-9-10-20 / 4-8-9-10-20. I hope I win a billion dollars. I could really use it. Anyways how hot are those picks!? Red Hot if you ask me.

So now on one other note before tommorow. I felt the need to buy something new. I was looking around online, and found this bad-ass new phone. So I run to the store one day and don't see it out for sale. There was this spanish chick working at the counter so I asked her if she new anything about it. She was like, "Oh yeah I actually have some in the back. It's such a cool phone!" I was like I know bitch, now go fuckin' get it! Na na, I'm just playing, I called her a hoe not a bitch. Annyywwaayyysss I got the new Envy2. Check it out Andy you little bitch. Oh, and I'm using pictures cause I know Murray loves when I use pictures...